HVAST Episode 2

Episode 2- Mountainy Mines
Carried on from last time. They are out in the middle of the ocean looking really depressed. They start arguing. A giant eagle soars over the top. Potstor claims that he can communicate with the beast. It deposits it’s load onto them. They start arguing again, there is a shot from above, you can see a massive shadow moving below them. Suddenly, a giant fish jumps up and eats them. They are now in it’s stomach. They start arguing again, basically over why Sak is an idiot for getting them into this position. A harpoon Suddenly spears through the fishes belly, almost hitting Sak. There is a lot of movement. The belly get’s cut open, revealing a lot of light. It appears some dwarfish fishermen have got them. They are transported to the dwarf mines, which are a luxury resort for dwarves. Since they didn’t pay money to go there, they are led upstairs by security (One of whom is Tarnok) where they are subsequently put into prison. In prison, Tarnok releases them if he can go on the quest with them, as he wants to “Kill things and get Money!” They agree, he releases them, they then try and escape through the “Motel-Mountain Hotel” security and really cheesy tourists. They have to trek through the mountains to get to the other side. They meet many beasts (each time they see one, Potstor exclaims “A ............, The most feared and deadly throughout the land!” in a hushed, dramatic tone), such as the Luminous Cave Hider, the Spine Infested Amoeba and the Seven Eared Snake (Which is pointless, as snakes hear through vibrations, making it really easy for the questers to get past.) Throughout this they hear tales of a monster who lives inside the mountain, they think it’s a really creepy one. They find it, it is a Troll, who is really big and ugly. It invites them for a tea-party, and he is way to big for the table. Throughout the tea-party, the Troll makes attempts to clumsy kill and eat them. They fail rather humorously each time, but the gang are completely unaware. They eventually escape, and get out of the mountains. They set their compasses, and head out.