Edmund - writer for hire

Hello.

Can you feel something Ed? Know what those are? REJECTION VIBES!!!!

You can write HVAST, though. That's your project for the moment.

Yep, that's what I thought. By the way, I had a joke for Writers: *Ahem* Douglas is at his publishers discussing a book. The publisher thinks it's great, but Douglas is unwilling to publish it, as it promotes suicide and euthanasia, and doesn't want to cause an impact. The publisher assures him it'll be fine. Douglas grudgingly accepts, the screen then freezes, and it has a narration along with words being typed out saying "The British Office of Statistics recorded suicides to be up by 32% in direct correlation with the hardback copy release of this book. Interestingly enough, most of the suicides were done using this book as a heavy implement."

Perhaps. That would be amusing, yes.

I love that, Ed. It's not really in the Writers style though - it's more like Scott Pilgrim.

Oh yeah! Like that bit when it says "it wasn't. She dumped him. It was brutal."